In case you like to watch...

Okay, I just checked my email and there was a message with the title:

Panda Esterus Is Near

Now really, is this something that anyone needs to see in their email box? The fact that it was from the zoo and not some pay by the porno text message service only softens the shock, not erases it. And I would think the Pandas would be a lot more apt to breed if the zoo stopped alerting the media and getting half of Atlanta down there to watch!

Incidentally, should you wish to know the details of this message...http://m02.webmail.aol.com/15106/aol/en-us/Mail/