Pimp Name (For street credibility purposes)
Jedi Name (For nerdy purposes)
Hobbit Name (For your TLoTR meeting)
Fairy Name (I'm not sure but you really can't have too many fake names)
Vampire Name (Hold your head high in your Court)
Prison Bitch (Let's hope you never need this one but just in case, be prepared)
Reggae Name (Are you headed to Jamaica?)
Porn Name (What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas)
Papal Name (Another one that you may want to have for emergencies)
Biker Name (If you're thinking about hitting Biker Week)
Drag Queen Name (This is a scream! You gotta do this one!)
Viking Name (What you and your partner do with this one is none of my business)
Pirate Name (See above)
Rock Star Name (You never know when a big time producer will have a flat in front of your place and knock on your door)
Professional Wrestler Name (You never know when Vince whatshisname will have a flat tire and knock on your door. I would suggest an immediate call to 911 should it happen. While waiting for them to get there, you can use this name.)
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Great BLOG, loving it. I am thinking of actually taking on a few of these names... Could come in handy, one never knows. Thinking of signing up but whatever... You will never know who this is from... HAHAHAHA!! (evil laugh) (J. Fosters little PIMPette!!)
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