Synopsis

I'm seriously bad at writing a synopsis. It's supposed to be a who what where thing. Mine is like Huh? Why? What are you talking about? Taken out of context, the book makes no sense. It sounds like a Kafka novel. A bad one even. I got gay hairdressers, midgets, designer shoes, Bridezilla, bounty hunters, strippers and tango contests. How did I even write this thing?