I'd like to thank you all for joing us here at NovelChick for our first annual, Industry Dimwits Indefintely Out of Touch or IDIOTS Award Ceremony. This year our fine winners will receive not only a year long barrage of emails from me telling them how they excel in being stupid but this nifty 2007 365 Ways To Not Alienate Your Viewers Calender. Oh and a $5.00 gift certificate to Hardee's and a tote bag with "Network Moron" on it.
The Barbara Streisand Award for Most Incredible Oversight of Nomination or A Possible Just Plain Insult By The Emmy Nomination Committee
Mary McDonald- Battlestar Gallactica
The Lauren Graham Award for Most Consecutive Years of Being Ignored By The Emmy Nominating Committee
Lauren Graham (again)- Gilmore Girls
The Media Play Award For A Show Broadcast By A Network That Completely and Utterly Has Nothing To Do With It's Mission Statement If It Can Even FInd A Copy Of It
Wrestling- Sci-Fi Network
The David Duchovney Formerly Most Ass Kicking Character On The Small Screen Who Was This Season Summarily Castrated Before Our Eyes
Terry O'Quinn- LOST
The Crossing Jordan Award for a Program That The Creators Thought They Improved With New Characters But Not So Much As It Turned Out....
Anyone who made this decision- LOST
The Paris Hilton Flog It Until It's So Far Past Dead It Smells Award as well as the most overuse of the phrase "the most intense episode yet"
ER
The Whitney Houston Award For An Actor Who At One Time Was Considered Marginally Talented But Now Is Just Scary
David Caruso- CSI: Miami
The Trading Spaces Award For The Show That People Are Still Watching Because They Can't Remember To Take It Off The Tifaux Lineup
Desperate Housewives- ABC
The Manly Punch On The Arm Award For Excellent Transitional Casting As One Main Character Left The Show And They Brought In A Replacement
Ben Browder- SG-1
The Elizabeth Taylor Award For Best "Milestone" Episode. Ever.
"200"- SG-1
The David Caruso Sunglasses Of Justice Award For Best Inanimate Prop In A Series
Michelle Rodriguez- LOST
The French Mime Award For Most Needed Prop In A Series-
A Barrett For Michelle Rodriguez- LOST
The Josh Whedon Low Rated Cult Darling That Continues To See Low Ratings But The Network Has Good Enough Taste To Leave It On Believe It Or Not
Veronica Mars- Whatever Network that is now
The Andy Rooney Say What We're All Thinking Award for Truth In Newshows
(tie)
Nancy Grace-Nancy Grace
Anderson Cooper- Anderson Cooper 360
The David Moore "I Couldn't Have Scripted That Shit" Award For Best Interview
Matt Lauer -The Brittney Spears Hair Extension Debacle
The Martha Stewart Award For Multi-tasking For Trying To Make As Big A Scene As Humanly Possible While Exiting A Show, Making An Enemy of Barbara Walters and Proving Once And For All That Botox Will Make You Insane ALL AT THE SAME TIME
Starr Jones- The View
The Bruce Willis/Cybil Sheppard Award for New Pairing With The Most "Vavoom" Going On
Claudia Black/Michael Shanks- SG-1
The Luke and Lorelei Award For New Pairing With No Vavoom In Evidence
Matthew Fox and everyone they attempted to pair him with, with the possible exception of like two seconds with Kate but I don't see that going anywhere- LOST
The X-Files Award for Show That Was So Fabulous Until The Network Screwed With It Starting With The Opening Credits and Now Is Questionable-
MONK-USA Network
The Ken Starr Award For A Show That Has Spawned More Theories, Blogs, Crazy People, Wasted Hours and General Encompassing Of People's Lives Than Any Show Ever-
LOST- ABC
The Days Of Our Lives Award For Most Inappropriate Use of A "Surprise" Illegitimate Child As A Plot Device 'Cause We're Phoning It In Award-
The Palladinos- Gilmore Girls
The Frozen Snicker Bar Award For Most Guilty Pleasure
(tie)
Flavor of Love- MTV
The Girls Next Door- E!
The We're Not Sure What To Call It Award For Finally Getting Some Concrete Plot Development In The Romance Section Wihtout Beating Us Over The Head-
CSI: Original Recipe
The Dermont McDillon Best Use Of A Tattoo Award
Prison Break- FOX
The Matchmaker Award For A Really Good Show That Is On Friday Night And On A Weird Network-
Most Haunted- Travel Channel
The Jeff Francour Came Out Of Nowhere and Is Great Award For New Show-
Psych-USA
The Tom Cruise Overhyped and Not Very Good Award-
Eureka- Sci-Fi
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