Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Britney, K-Fed and the SEX TAPE

I haven't weighed in on any of this yet since I don't really care. I personally find the whole Anna Nicole thing much more intriguing. I mean we have mystery and drama there, here we just have the inevitable outcome. But also, should we be happy about a marriage breaking up? In an age where (the grossly misleading statistic) of one out of two marriages failing, should we be cheering on the demise of one? Listen, we knew it couldn't last but we've all done stupid things in our youth in the name of love. Plus, there are two young children involved here. On the other hand, when you make a reality show (regardless of how horrible) out of your courtship, you can't go back and say "we want to be left alone". You go on as you start.

Having said that. The alleged sex tape. Okay, folks, let's think about this.

1) These people taped themselves during their entire "I can't even think of what to put here to describe it". So what are the odds they didn't tape themselves having sex? Incidentally, if you did not watch the Britney and Kevin show, behold the carnage Here in snappy recaps from TWOP. Well worth a read if you think YOU'RE having a bad day. Stee had to struggle through every episode which I can only assume forced him to double his consumption of alcohol and nicotine.

2) Is there any part of Britney's body left to the imagination at this point? She was naked on a magazine. She wears skin tight, too short clothes. Her boobs pop out randomly. I think we've been there, done that enough to know. It's about as big a mystery as what Mirah Carey looks like naked.

3)Thus I can assume anyone actually interested in this tape? Only wants to see K-FedEx having sex. And in that case, you are ban from this blog. I suppose he plans on including a copy with each of his CDs that sale and maybe that will boost the sales to..7000 copies?

Ick, people, ICK!

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