And it's not like the kid is wearing St. John knit pantsuit or a "Kids Starving Sucks" onesie. Lighten up folks, it's a BABY and it poos just like mine did. She's going to spit up fantastic volumes of stuff that never comes out of your shirt. She will cry and scream and eventually the Jolie-Pitt clan will buy the entire Baby Einstien DVD collection and park her in front of the tv in her bouncy chair depsite the fact that they SWORE they would never do such a thing, in order to get enough time to shampoo their freakin' hair...or was that just me?But I will go on record saying that I really, really admire the lengths that these people have gone to to keep their family shielded and this very very special time private. The resort, the government assistance, the fact that the resort was in the middle of a wildlife preserve with wild lions roaming around, that about 30 seconds after Shiloh was named that the Jolie-Pitt attorneys bought up every possible way to use her name on the web. Seriously, try and buy Shiloh.com or ShilohJoliePitt or something. You can't. I applaud their spare no expense maneuver in allowing their family to be together and enjoy each other with out exposing themselves to the media or having thier children exposed to the horrible headlines that we've all seen lately at the grocery check-out.
And also, I like the name Shiloh despite the many critics I've seen all over what I used to think were repetable places like CNN. No one asked you. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
It's a shame that Tom Cruise and Zombie Girl didn't think to be as pro-active in their race to whore out their pregnancy and "relationship" as much as possible since they got results like this http://suricruise.com/. Tell me THAT's not creepy.
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