I didn't find Neverland.

Disney must have the world's worst lawyers. Seriously, world's worst. Anyway, here are some other movies whose titles didn't happen simply because I watched them.

• The Shaggy Dog
• The Nutty Professor
• The Neverending Story (Thanks to my friend Dave for that one)
• Miracle on 34th Street
• Finding Neverland
• Baby Geniuses
• Fame

This week's sign of the apocalypse

Do these come UPS or what?

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=caskets&search_constraint=0&tab_value=27_All&ic=48_0&ref=+125874.425084&search_sort=3&selected_items=+

NANOWRIMO

Almost forgot to remind everyone that NANOWRIMO kicks off on Sunday. Everyone got their idea out? Remember you don't have to be good, just prolific. 50K words, here I come! Join one of your local write-ins if you get a chance. Check out all the poop on www.nanowrimo.org.

Carving for the elderly (not a Halloween story)

Normally I try to keep my stuff original but this was so hilarious that I have to share. MJ writes some of my favorite (and probably only that I read) vampire chick-lit. This blog entry has zero to do with that but is a great example of her writing.

http://maryjanicedavidson.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-carve-for-elderly.html

Rachel Maddow kicks ass

Did anyone else watch Rachel Maddow last night rip off Tim Phillip's head off and crap down his neck then stuck his head back on and slapped him with his own blatant sack of lies? In case you missed it here is the link to part one and two available on the left hand side of her webpage. Seriously, if you're a fan of hers you really can't miss this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/

At it again

Ralph Lauren is not simply satisfied with ruining American body images but has now expanded to Australia.

Be sure to check out www.photoshopdisaster.blogspot.com for hours worth of procrastination.

More things my daughter should never see

Clearly this is a photoshop nightmare. I mean her pelvis is smaller then her head which just isn't possible! BUT she was also recently fired by Ralph Lauren for being TOO FAT AT 120 pounds! So fat that we needed to tell the world's young women to feel that this "look" is obtainable? So fat they needed to do this to her? What the hell does Ralph Lauren weigh? When will the insanity stop! Read my posting on things I never want my daughter to see for more of my soap box rantings on this subject.